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Tang Moon

Owner • Shopkeeper • Crisis negotiator

  • Specialty: finding deals and feelings
  • Weakness: letting sidequests win
  • Fun fact: can restock shelves while judging you lovingly
Sari-SariBabaylan-ishMain Character Energy

R'tehz Tia

Magitek • Chef • “Not a Dark Knight”

  • Specialty: making delicious food
  • Weakness: excessive shenanigans
  • Fun fact: changes outfits for his other job (not a Dark Knight)
Not a Dark KnightTotally a Flames OfficerGenius

Alastor Brynley

Gremlin• Store Sampler • Sunny's Son

  • Specialty: offers free sampo
  • Weakness: snacks
  • Fun fact: wants to be ninja
FreebiesChaotic NeutralBabby

Euclid Kepler

Engineer • Logistics • “I can fix it” guy

  • Specialty: aether batteries + overbuilding shelves
  • Weakness: Tang’s smile (systems fail)
  • Fun fact: calibrates products like they’re rockets
Engineering PicksPrime-ish RunnerSoft Boy

Sanzang Sun

Taste Tester • Vibes • Occasional tamawo mystery

  • Specialty: citrus, gossip, and disappearing politely
  • Weakness: shiny trinkets (and drama)
  • Fun fact: can make any drink feel like a plot device
DrinksBlessing IncludedChaotic Good

Xuanzang Star

Pirate Captain • Procurement • “Found it” specialist

  • Specialty: sourcing rare goods at suspicious discounts
  • Weakness: none (allegedly)
  • Fun fact: “returns” policy becomes “duel” policy
ImportsNo ReceiptsBoss Energy

Tito Whiskey

Consultant • Wisdom Vendor • Definitely not a scam

  • Specialty: questionable advice with perfect confidence
  • Weakness: free snacks (exploitable)
  • Fun fact: his “juice” reviews are legally complicated
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