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Fried Chicken

Ships from: kitchen • “The chicken is joyful!”

★★★☆☆ (2,422)
₱100

Crunchy jolly chimkin.

Chicharron (Sacred Crunch)

Ships from: Tang’s Counter • Condition: dangerously crispy

★★★★☆ (2,401)
₱79 Primal

Warning: may attract friendly spirits.

Peter's Chocobo Head

Ships from: Tural • “You all matter!”

★★★★★ (5)
₱5000

Might be a parasite.

Calamansi Concentrate

Ships from: Sunny’s stash • “for health”

★★★★★ (803)
₱55

Sour enough to reset your life choices.

Tito Whiskey’s “Juice”

Ships from: Definitely not Tito • trust?

★★★☆☆ (666)
₱120

May contain wisdom. May contain lies.

Aether Batteries (Euclid Edition)

Ships from: Workshop • “I calibrated them.”

★★★★☆ (1,112)
₱349 Primal

If it hums, that’s normal. Probably.

Bar Soap (Anti-Aswang Scent)

Ships from: Xuanzang Star • stolen fair & square

★★★★☆ (512)
₱38

Smells like safety and mild intimidation.

Gremlin Plush (Set of 2)

Ships from: Brynley • “I packed it!”

★★★★★ (9,001)
₱499

Some assembly required (emotional).

Kiba's Toilet Plunger

Ships from: Kiba's bathroom • NOT stolen

★★★★☆ (253)
₱1200

We definitely acquired Kiba's consent to sell this. (really)

Balut

Ships from: kitchen • “Ang sarap!”

★★★★★ (9,999)
₱100

this is WHAT

Costa del Seoul Sushi Roll

Ships from: Bryn's desk • “Very tropical...”

★★☆☆☆ (13)
₱50

Beat the summer heat with a Costa del Seoul sushi roll!

Caterpillar Sushi

Ships from: the dirt outside • “Eco-friendly!”

★☆☆☆☆ (2)
₱5

This sushi is squishy!

Ironworks Weapon Model Kit

Ships from: R'tehz's closet • may or may not be stolen

★★★★★ (325)
₱9999999

Factory-sealed.

Frozen Pizza

Ships from: company chest- I mean freezer • “Star-friendly!”

★★★☆☆ (102)
₱15

Did you try heating it up?

Height Adjustable Lalafell Booster Seat

Ships from: our warehouse • “How's the weather up there?”

★★★★☆ (4353)
₱5124

Guaranteed to help you reach the top shelf.

Red Auroch Energy Drink

Ships from: the void • “Gives you wings!”

★★★★☆ (239)
₱3 Primal

Guaranteed to keep you awake.

Malboro Cigarettes

Ships from: our front yard garden • stinky

★★☆☆☆ (346)
₱50

Please use in moderation.