Chicharron (Sacred Crunch)
₱79 Prime-ish
Warning: may attract friendly spirits.
The convenience store that delivers convenience, minor chaos, and occasionally a polite spirit offering.
*Prime-ish shipping: arrives between “soon” and “after the next sidequest.”
Warning: may attract friendly spirits.
Sour enough to reset your life choices.
May contain wisdom. May contain lies.
If it hums, that’s normal. Probably.
Smells like safety and mild intimidation.
Some assembly required (emotional).